Were I to write a personal ad about myself it would read as follows:
Blond. Blue. 5'6". A lady never discloses her weight, but I've never had any complaints. I only run if I'm being chased by a gun wielding maniac, but I do love yoga. Bit of a shoe hound. Have had issues passing up handbags. Trying to learn to play the Irish harp. Enjoy both theater and concerts. Love to read fantasy and science fiction. Am not ashamed to admit I adore Star Trek. Have a picture of myself (dressed as a nun) and the late Patrick Swayze (dressed as a medieval warrior) in a frame (Yes - I did cry when he died). Perpetual student. Vivid imagination. Sexually adventurous only on paper. I never know what to say when people end a conversation with 'god bless'. Occasionally play the lottery - but generally only when I'm feeling really poor. Love to travel. Fluent French speaker. Seeks readers whom enjoy what I write.