- Clipboard Press
- Release Date
- September 2015
Action/Adventure Romance, Chick-lit, Contemporary Romance
She says he's got five per cent body fat and one per cent brain activity.
He says she's a foul-mouthed tart.
Meet Faustine and McPherson.
Faustine never wants kids. She lives in New York, partying every night, but when she hears that Beech Wood Rise is about to be flattened, she heads home to England. The ancient woodland holds her only memories of her dead mother and she's going to fight every step of the way to stop the land developer.
McPherson is the land developer. He never wants kids because he believes he's inherited his father's violent temper. Having been evicted from his home as a child, McPherson's mission is to build low-cost housing for the poor. And Beech Wood Rise is his next project.
Oscar, 9, has been taken from his crack-head mum in London and placed with his aunt in the countryside while Child Services find him a foster home. Oscar dislikes his aunt and takes up residence in the abandoned tree-house on Beech Wood Rise.
Suddenly, Oscar's peace is shattered.
Oscar watches the battle between Faustine and McPherson with a spectator's enthusiasm, while fanning the flames of war. Yet his days of freedom are numbered. Rather than go into foster care, he plans to do a disappearing act.
When Faustine and McPherson discover that Oscar is not a middle-class brat dodging piano practice but an emotionally traumatised reject who is about to run away, they declare a temporary ceasefire as they try to save him.
What they don't know is: all their careful plans to stay child-free are about to be challenged.
Oscar has decided that Faustine and McPherson would make great parents. HIS parents.
Now all he has to do is make them fall in love.
There is nobody as devious as a child fighting for survival