- Release Date
- January 2018
- Book 1 of Big D!ck Escort Service
Contemporary Romance, Erotic Romance, Romantic Comedy
Welcome to Big D Escort Service.
If you need a date, we've got you.
If you need wining and dining, we've got you.
If you need a night you'll never forget— buckle-up buttercup, because that's our specialty.
We'll give you what you need, as hard as you need it.
CODE NAME: THUNDER
All the girls call me Thunder.
As in, they need to feel the Thunder between their thighs.
I'm a legend. My waiting list is a mile long. The ladies crave me, and they'll pay for the pleasure.
But though I hate to disappoint—everyone knows I leave my clients satisfied—it's getting old. Money, sex, and rock 'n roll can get stale. Who knew?
I might just finish up, and pull out. I'll take one more gig, rock her world, and see my way out.
I'll show one last lucky lady why they call me Thunder.
* * *
That rotten, no good—
My ex-boyfriend of too many years just left me three weeks before the most important wedding of my life.
I wanted to make a statement at that wedding. I've changed. I'm no longer the loser who got dumped by the popular boy in high school. Now I'm a successful business woman with clear skin.
But how can I possibly make that sort of statement as a loner?
I can't, that's how.
So when my friend suggests hiring a date from the Big D!ck Escort Service, it was hard to laugh it off. And as the days ticked by, it was harder and harder to deny that I needed saving.
No sex, though. I'm not that kinda girl. I'll just hire the guy for a date, and nothing else.
Just one date without any funny-business. That's do-able, right?
This is a full length, tongue-in-cheek stand-alone novel intended to make you giggle. Or at least pass the time.
Book Review by Delta (reviewer)
Jan 29, 2018 [ OFFICIAL REVIEW ]
70 people found the following review helpful
5 incredibly sexy and thunderous stars for THUNDER!
Welcome to Big D!ck Escort Service, where men like "Thunder" will make you look great in public, and make you feel great in private! Thunder, aka Colton, is just about ready to hang up his hooker hat and pursue his other dreams, when something about Madison's hiring request calls to him. But NO s.e.x. Absolutely not. He's out of that aspect of the biz.
Madison's asshat boyfriend broke up with her RIGHT before a wedding where she NEEDS to look successful, so when her BFF Janie suggests she hire an escort to accompany her, she's in. She didn't expect Colton, and she didn't expect to feel all the feels when he touched her. Colton knows when not to let a good thing get away, and he has no intention of letting Maddie go now that he's gotten to know her.
OMG I ADORED this book! THUNDER, book 1 in the Big D!ck Escort Service series was hysterical and irreverent and poked fun at male escorts, neurotic contract reading former geeks, large men named Dick and goofy friends in equal measure. Colton and Maddie had incredible chemistry, and I loved getting to know them as they got to know each other. The beginning of the book was silly and sweet and sexy all at once, and I swiped left fast and furiously to see what adventure would be next. The book only spanned the course of a few days (I think), and I'm generally put off by insta-love, but it felt like Colton and Maddie had known one another forever, yet had that burning lust of a new couple. And the sex...WHEW MAMA the sex! Delicious and wall-banging and so, so good. I absolutely cannot wait for Blaze, the next book in this aptly named series. Well done Ms. Summers!
Bottom Line: No OM/OW or sharing; mixed condom use; no BDSM/kink; no sexual assault; no violence/murder.
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